Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Cat Team 6 Conducts Illegal Kitchen Raid

A Pre Dawn Raid was conducted on the Leversee Compound, swift and messy elements of the Cat Team 6 Stormed my kitchen under the cover of darkness.

They retrieved as a Senior House Spokesman Analyst says

This is the Biggest Cache of foodstuffs, trash and assorted kitchen items ever. Its like a small college dorm!'

Anyway I awoke to my kitchen a friggen mess, they went after my Sardine Cans, I cooked up for breakfast yesterday. Only problem they where at the bottom of the can.

I have like 6 teenage cats that live in and around my house, no they are not my cats, I refused to adopt them as the father refuses to Wear Condoms and is against the RH Bill.


Six teenage cats and Mom has another Litter on the way.


Little teenage kitten prints everywhere on the counter.

hey at least some of the plates look licked clean, maybe I wont have to wash them?

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