Ninja Assassin or How To Kill A Flying Asian Cockroach

So here I sit working my ass off again, near 10pm finished a late night dinner of grilled Pork Liempo kindly given to me by my downstairs neighbor. As I type I hear a small metalic whir.

time Slowwws down...

My stomach drops,

My pulse quickens,

My field of vision goes into 'hunter mode'

A very large cockroach (huge nearly3 inches long) flies into my room

I kick off my slipper with my right leg

I catch said slipper MID AIR

I Tomahawk the Fucker.

1 Dead Cockroach.

kevinleversee kevinleversee

NINJA reflexes big ass cockroach flew in my 2nd story window, without missing a breath kicked off my slipper and nailed it.#becomingpinoy

junniearreza Junnie Arreza

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@kevinleversee watch out for the zombie. they can still be alive even with a big spanking

kevinleversee kevinleversee

im still impressed with myself, typing on computer, flying cockroach, Ninja Slipper move, Dead Cockroach in less than say 2 seconds

kevinleversee kevinleversee

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@junniearreza he tried but the force was strong with me. Selah.

But no!!!

Our Evil Foe was not yet Defeated!

kevinleversee kevinleversee

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@junniearreza dude no joke he got up and tried walking away. had to do the flying crane kick from Karate Kid. Now he is dead.

junniearreza Junnie Arreza

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@kevinleversee told you. they're the most resilient creepies in the world. remember they will survive anything#butnotyourcranekick